Thursday, December 19, 2013

Travis Oliver.

In a sharp departure from my usual blog topics, I've decided on a career change. Environmental journalism ain't what it used to be, but babies? Babies are huge. Especially in Hollywood. Everyone wants a baby. So I've decided to become a professional baby photographer. It's really fun. You get to dress them up in silly hats and pose them in all sorts of funny positions, and then when they wake up screaming at your base inconsideration, you simply hand them to their mamas and sip your coffee while waiting for them to fall back asleep. I could be the next Anne Geddes, come to think of it.

... Just kidding.

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